Bohemian Rhapsody Rewritten Using the Top 1,000 Words in the English Language

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Is this the real life?
Is this just a thing I have imagined?
Caught in ground falling
No escape from the real world
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a boy with no money, I need no one's kind thoughts
Because I'm "easy come, easy go"
Little high, little low
Any way the wind goes, doesn't really matter to me, to
me.

Mother, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Shot the gun and now he's dead
Mother, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mother, oh oh oh oh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Makes me feel cold down my back
Body's hurting all the time
See you later, everyone - I've got to go
Got to leave you all behind and face the truth
Mother, oh oh oh oh - (any way the wind goes)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been brought to life at all

I see a little shadow of a man
Funny man, funny man, will you do the dance that you know?

Loud sounds and bright lights in the sky -- very, very making me scared
Guy who looks at stars, guy who looks at stars,
Guy who looks at stars, guy who looks at stars,
Guy who looks at stars, guy who cuts hair -- really well!

I'm just a boy with no money, no one loves me
He's just a boy with no money, from a family with no money
Keep him from him his life from this really bad thing!
Easy come easy go -- will you let me go?
In the name of god! No! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!
In the name of god! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!
In the name of god! We will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Will not let you go! -- Let me go! Never!
Never let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let me go! -- oh oh oh oh

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh mother of mine, mother of mine, mother of mine! Let me go!
Top man of the bad world under ground has a small red bad man put to the side for me!
for me!
for me!!

So you think you can stop me and put water from your mouth in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby -- can't do this to me, baby
Just got to get out -- just got to get right out of here

Oh yeah, oh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me